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Stephen Colbert Checks into Race Headquaters as Light Winds Set In.

“Wednesday, 5:04 p.m. “180 miles off Bermuda. First of all, would someone please call the Hamilton Fairmont and cancel Stephen’s massage for tomorrow morning? Thanks a bunch. In the last 48 hours we’ve seen sperm whales breaching, a family of dolphins playing in our bow wake, devil rays, and Man O’ War. Now we are alone. A speck of white moving over and under fields of endless blue. Winds are light and variable. We have put up our Audi spinnaker (which is roughly the size of Denmark), and we crawl toward glory at the blistering pace of 4 knots. And by blistering, we mean what’s happening to our skin in the merciless rays of the sun.”

“In these conditions, it is more important than ever to keep up your fluid intake, or else suffer the serious effects of dehydration: fatigue, dizziness, and hallucinations. Thankfully, so far…Spiders! Spiders everywhere! They’re coming out of the sails! Kill them with fire!”

Love,
The Spirit of Juno

p.s. Did that Rapture thing happen last Saturday? You know what, don’t tell us. We’ve got it TiVOed.

Source: BYM Sailing & Sports News.

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  1. colbaby
    May 28, 2011 at 3:49 AM

    “Thankfully, so far…Spiders! Spiders everywhere! They’re coming out of the sails! Kill them with fire!”

    Haha, yep, he’s a Redditor alright.

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  2. May 28, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    *giggles* So incredibly adorkable! Seeing the whales and dolphins, and manta rays, it all sounds so wonderful. Oooo blistering? Does that mean he’ll be showing off a lovely new tan come new episodes?

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