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June 27, 2011 — Grover Norquist

The Colbert Report Episode Guide
EPISODE NUMBER: 7083 (June 27, 2011)
GUESTS: Grover Norquist
SEGMENTS: Legalized Gay Marriage & Dolphin Love | Tip/Wag: Scented Razors and Rick Scott’s Approval Rating | Stephen & Jonathan Alter – Gaillard Auditorium | Good Point/Other Point – Ted Nugent Calls “Millennials” Apathetic
SUIT REPORT: Dark suit | White shirt | Silver and blue diagonally stripped tie
VIDEOS: Monday June 27, 2011

Stephen Colbert Bill O'Reilly

“I had an uncle, Roger. He was a great guy. My mum was always saying, “Why can’t he find a nice girl?”. Well, one Thanksgiving he shows up to dinner in a damp suit with his roommate Clicky. You know, it’s obvious to anybody but I didn’t know – I was young. Though, even as a kid I found it odd that they slept in the same saltwater tank and it just…it just breaks my heart…that they could never be open about it. My uncle eventually had blowhole reassignment surgery…and got caught in a tuna net. So O’Reilly, back off on the Dolphins. But gay marriage – yeah, that’s sick.”

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Better Know a Guest: June 27th – 30th

June 27, 2011 8 comments

Hey, Hubsters—

The music has stopped. StePhest ColbChella is over. The musicians have laid down their guitars, the singers are silent, and a satisfied audience sighs happily. Let’s hope that this turns out to be the first of many annual StePhests. As for me, I’m raising a glass to the wonderful Jack White for being one of the very best it-getters ever.

And I’m also raising another glass shortly–a caipirinha–to celebrate my birthday Brazilian-style. We will not discuss ages, and adding another year is no fun…except, as the old saying goes, the alternatives are worse.

Now, a very different week awaits us, focused on politics, religion, and the military.  So onward…. Read more…